You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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