I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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