I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
please don't ironically join a cult
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