tell your sister to shave her snatch
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
