forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize
