Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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