I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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