I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
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i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
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we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
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I have peed in a lot of sinks
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