he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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