I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
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he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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