? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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