I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
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I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
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The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
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Holy sore nipples Batman
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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