Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
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Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
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WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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