2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
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this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
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Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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