no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
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I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
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It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
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