it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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