so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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