I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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