I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
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Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
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I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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