We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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