what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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