: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
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I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
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The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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