it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
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Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
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He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
ok first of all what the fuck
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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