Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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