I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
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ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
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Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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