it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
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It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
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"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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