That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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