omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
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I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
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Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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