Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I will be naked everywhere
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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