Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Randomize
