I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
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I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
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First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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