this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
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All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
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After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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