Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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