gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
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So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
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Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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