But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
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remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
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You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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