exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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