You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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