He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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