am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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