One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
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just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
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Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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