he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
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July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
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You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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