Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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