We're facebook friends in real life
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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