You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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