your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
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Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
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The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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