I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
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If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
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Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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