are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.