WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
23 People Noticed Deal Breakers in Their Partner A Little Too Late
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
23 Millennials Confess The Things They Wish They Weren’t Attracted To
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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