Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
You smell like stripper and shame
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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