If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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