yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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