Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
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