I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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