I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
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