Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
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I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
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I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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