I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
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i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
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What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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