You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
i barfeds in our rink
People in love make me want to vomit
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Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
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You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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