He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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