Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
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